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My friend Lorelei and i periodically help her mother, The Mama, with things around the house and/or yardwork. One day, a few years back, we were doing yardwork. We'd finished up and went into the house for some tea.

Our water had just come to a boil when The Mama came into the kitchen and told us she had one more thing she wanted us to do; she'd found a dead bird a few weeks prior, and it was in the freezer.

Being accustomed to random things in general, and especially from The Mama, we waited. The Mama opened the freezer, reached in and produced a freezer bag, in which was a thoroughtly frozen bird, of which type i do not recall.

We sipped our tea, waiting. The Mama then asked us to give it a proper burial. So i took the bagged, frozen, bird, and we finished our tea. Then Lorelei and i went outside, and discussed what to do, and *why* does The Mama always have to pull things like this on us, whatever.

We grabbed some tools, and pried up a couple bricks at the edge of the grape arbour, dug under them, deposited the bird, sans bag, covered it with some soil, and replaced the bricks. We realized then that The Mama was watching tearfully from the kitchen window, so we stood there solmenly while i rectited a Salve Regina in Latin, then we remained standing there until The Mama disappeared from the window.

I don't think I've every met The Mama

Date: 2006-10-17 11:40 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] happypete.livejournal.com
Lorelei, of course, I know--assuming you mean our mutual schoolmate...

wish her well for me.

I tear up at "strange" things, too...what can I tell you.

Re: I don't think I've every met The Mama

Date: 2006-10-18 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dcseain.livejournal.com
Yes, the one, the only, her fabulousness, Lorelei! I'm sure she sends a hi back at you; she asks after you now and again. Hope your foot's doing well.

Date: 2006-10-18 01:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anniemal.livejournal.com
You have a good heart. That's an uncommon thing. I do the same with my grandma. I'm used to shouting politely, and am relieved that she has come to terms with brown people (Not the case when Mom was young, but she is supernaturally attractive. I understand her protective instinct. Had I a daughter 19 and looking like that sailing off to England, I'd be worried too.). And I think she was glad that anyone I'd have would marry me again. She likes her children and grandchildren safely paired up and lined up. Ithink she despairs that My Brother has never married, while my evil aunt's sons pour out great-grandnasties by the bushel. I see which seed thrives,and am grateful I've had none to inherit the earth they might make. ^shrug^

The Mama

Date: 2006-10-19 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sincityopera.livejournal.com
It kills me that you call her The Mama.

Re: The Mama

Date: 2006-10-19 06:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dcseain.livejournal.com
We call The Mama's mama The Evil.

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