madlib meme:

Dear nosebeepbear,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but the Mafia wants you. I think I realized it last year at the mental hospital and I saw you ignore Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break a passionate interest for mice.

Go and drown yourself,
--s

( Joing the lemming hordes in building a stairway to heaven! )