This Was Emailed to Me

[dcseain]

Dear World:

The United States of America, your quality supplier of ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for its 2001-2008 service outage.


The technical fault that led to this eight-year service interruption has been located, and the software responsible was replaced Tuesday night, November 4. Early tests of the newly-installed program indicate that we are now operating correctly, and we expect it to be fully functional by mid-January.


We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage, and we look forward to resuming full service --- and hopefully even to improve it in years to come.

Thank you for your patience and understanding,


The USA

Comments

[sagesaria.livejournal.com]

Epic win!

[beetlejuice666.livejournal.com]

Good luck with that, I suggest you do not hold your breath, e.g. William Ayers; and other Illinois cronies like the Governor!!) HAH Change, what change he hired everyone from Clinton's cabinet, including Clinton's Wife!!

[dcseain.livejournal.com]

Yeah, i know, still a fun read, though. :)

[lionessprite.livejournal.com]

The software was not replaced on Nov. 4th - the vendor for the product that will replace the existing was contracted on Nov. 4. Product is currently undergoing testing, and its hard rollout date is Jan. 20th.